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The Magical Vending Machine

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Micro

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so I saw this on a forum once a long time ago and thought it was fun. basically a person puts something into a vending machine (money, or something random) and the next poster decides what that person gets from the vending machine.

example:

Poster 1: *puts a banana into the vending machine*
Poster 2: *the vending machine dispenses a giant gorilla plush*

and then poster 2 puts something into the vending machine!

bonus points for randomness and vending something the person especially likes!

I'll start...

*puts a poinsettia into the vending machine*
 

CynicSyndrome

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*coin slot is now jammed*
*vending machine takes your picture and alerts the authorities*
*vending machine plays "We wish you a merry Christmas" *
 

Amysaurus

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*kicks the vending machine*
Welp. He put nothing in, he got nothing out of it. It stopped singing, though! (aww)

*inserts a dinosaur bone into the vending machine*
 

Micro

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oh, I'm glad it stopped singing. it was going on forever!

*vending machine delivers a dinosaur egg and it starts to hatch .... it's a baby [whatever dinosaur you want], and it's pink with white polka dots!*

*puts a bottlecap into the vending machine*
 

DarcHiro

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*Dr pepper starts shooting in your face, hope you drink it all*

*puts an old sneaker in the machine*
 

Micro

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*a bug that was living in the sneaker crawls out and starts crying because you made his home disappear*

*puts a unicycle into the machine*
 

DarcHiro

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*a bunch of juggling clowns come from behind the machine riding similar unicycles to the one you put in*

*puts in a gold coin*
 

CynicSyndrome

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*You get sucked into the vending machine and transported to the Mushroom Kingdom where you have to battle King Koopa to rescue your princess.*

*sticks Hillary Clinton in the vending machine*
*hopes she will stay there*
 

DarcHiro

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*Bernie Sanders pops out being a nice old man*

Puts in a water Pokemon card.
[doublepost=1451022765,1451022669][/doublepost]I hope I don't die playing Mario in real life, Mario is difficult!
 

Micro

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*Squirtle hops out of the vending machine*

*puts a candy bar in*
 

CynicSyndrome

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*money comes out*

*sticks George Lucas in there with Hillary*

-wait which Mario did you land in?-
 

Macro

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I got a Donald Trump bobblehead.

*Inserts a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos*
 

DarcHiro

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*The machine starts blaring "We are the Champions my Friend" and Doritos of various flavors start spurting out*

*After finally defeating King Koopa, I toss in a 1up mushroom I found in my travels.*
 

DarcHiro

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*the machine spits out a bachelors degree in law, and the music finally stops*

*I fall into the machine trying to reach into it because it's so large now*
 

CynicSyndrome

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*vending machine, ran out of mushroom magic and suddenly shrinks back down.*

*sticks in tiny flashlights*
 

DarcHiro

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*the machine starts creating strobe lights all around it*

*I try to scream because I'm now trapped inside the machine, and it's a little cramped now that it shrank... I search my pockets to find anything I could use to get out of here and some lint falls out*
 

CynicSyndrome

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*Lint catches fire, and you scream even more.*


*Fills vending machine with water*
 

Black Shadow

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*takes bottle of water out*


*puts bottle of deceptively counterfeit bills in"
 

DarcHiro

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*a clone of me pops out*
"GUYS I'M STILL IN HERE!!!"

*drops a pencil I use a lot to draw with*
 
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